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Sorry for not posting in awhile folks.
Most of my friends will see the humor in this one..
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/description_of_sexual_fantasy
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This Valentines Day I awoke from a nap to the sight of embre, standing splendidly naked before me. She had asked me what I wanted for this special day, and my answer was "a Master's dinner, please". I knew that the meal would be soon, but I wanted a moment to savor her first. My girl looks beautiful to me even right out of the shower, but today I was seeing her made up just how I like. Mascara to emphasize her hypnotic, loving eyes...hair worn up to reveal a lovely neck, and red lipstick on her sensuous mouth. I wanted her on top of me right away, and within minutes she was rewarded with a loud, squirming orgasm. I had my turn, taking her from behind and enjoying the sight of her in the mirror. I was urgent and rough, riding the brink until I found just what I needed to complete the act. Slapping her ass hard, her piercing screams were just what I needed to get "mine". Dinner was served soon after, consisting of tenderloin expertly butterflied by embre, and complimented by tiger shrimp pasta. Her smile was the perfect accompaniment to this candle lit feast. It couldn't have been an better at 5 star restaurant, and the service no where near as beautiful. "Anyone who serves you has to know how to cook. I'm glad I could learn for you, Master" Indeed, years had passed since the days when my girl would simply lament" I'm hungry!" around dinner time. slave embre had much to learn from me, but her capacity to love and please was always there. The result, among many other pleasures, was yet another unforgettable Valentine's Day for the two of us. I hope that each of you is enjoying this holiday with someone special as well.
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Anna Nicole: The vapid, money grubbing, drug addicted publicity whore made every headline in the country when she died today.
I also happened to find this recent obituary, written by a young man's parents. Not on the front pages, but a person I would could actually give a damn about.
CHRISTOPHER DANIEL WALDRON
September 20, 1975-January 22, 2007
Our beloved son, Chris, lost his battle with brain cancer at the age of 31.
Born to Michael Duane Waldron and Barbara Virginia (Catlin) Waldron, he lived most of his life in Port Angeles.
Chris always had a great story to tell for whomever crossed his path, a special gift, bringing happiness to others.
Christopher's positive outlook on life has been an inspiration to family and friends. His strong will to never give up on what meant the most was apparent throughout his life.
You could count on Chris; his loyalty and laughter was enjoyed by his family and friends as well.
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...that's what she screamed just before she came, with only my cock pounding in and out of her slippery asshole.
That was last Saturday. Today is Monday, and she is leaving soon...back to her family for the holidays.
Its going to a long week without my sweet li'l fuck toy. Drive safe little one.
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Mark Morford at SFgate makes a funny, profound comment on the bizzare world of Christian "Purity Balls"
http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/gate/archive/2006/05/12/notes051206.DTL&nl=fix
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Stephen Colbert hit the big time when he was invited to host the annual Washington Correspondents dinner last weekend. We usually just get to see him parody the likes of Bill O' Reilly and Joe Scarborough on Comedy Central, but this time he got to do it right in front of George W. Needless to say, most of the audience of Bush lackeys and beltway bandits were not amused, but the rest of us laughed our asses off.
See the video here: http://www.c-span.org/
And thank the man here: http://thankyoustephencolbert.org/
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Looks like Canadian voters have asked for a more conservative government:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10988596/
I guess 13 years of peace and free health care were too much for some people.
On the positive side, those in our own country that can't stand Bush will finally stop talking about "running to Canada".
There is no running from the politics of igorance and intolerance.
You have to fight it where you stand.
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I’ve never been much of a lingerie fan until now. The kind of bondage pictures I grew up with in the 70s seemed to over do the stockings, garters and high heels more than I would have liked. I always preferred to see models totally naked, save for a leather collar and cuffs.
So why I asked embre to dress in white lingerie last Monday is beyond me. It might have been an old video I’d found of embre dressed for her first prom. If it were anyone but her it wouldn’t have interested me...but she’s my slave now, and its fun to wonder how she would have reacted to such a revelation over a decade ago.
White stockings and shoes, white garter and lace panties, lace see through bra and gloves...I wanted to see it all on her. It wasn’t enough to see it on the television screen. I wanted this prom queen close enough to touch. I wouldn’t be disappointed.
What we couldn’t find at Target turned up at the local consignment store. If only the pinched old Catholic women knew what we had planned with their “gently used” formal wear.
My embre dressed and prepared herself with her characteristic patience and attention to detail. Not just to serve her Master, but because she loves me. When she finally descended the last step to reveal herself, I was speechless.
Seeing her stand before me in perfect white against her smooth skin...I didn’t feel like a Master at all, more like a kid at Christmas. Here was the same girl I had seen in the video...the clothing different and more provocative, but with the exact same smile. I had never been to a prom before, but here I was imagining what it would be like at the end of the night....that unthinkable prospect of “getting lucky” coming true for the boy next door.
It was hard to take her all in at once, like gazing too long at the sun. When I had recovered from the initial shock, Master thoughts took over and I began to take her all in. I allowed my hands to follow my eyes, and I was drawn to a neck left bare by her hair pulled to one side...80s style.
“Its so not the fashion now” she quipped.
My answer was to stroke her hair, kiss the softness of her neck, and to linger in the scent of her perfume.
Upstairs in our bedroom, I permitted myself to be less of a gentleman. Bending her over the bed, I explored the folds of her sex, finding her wet beyond our expectations. I spanked her ass with sharp strokes, because I liked the sound and the way her skin blushed. But my desires were guiding me to a more perverse, selfish pleasure.
“Up on the bed, show it to me”.
She climbed onto the bed and buried her face in the sheets. With a plaintive sigh, she reached back to pull her panties to the side, and spread her ass cheeks for me. I fingered her slit for good measure, then pressed a slippery thumb against her “naughty hole”. Her response was loud and delightful.
“I can have anything I want?” I asked rhetorically.
“Anything you want” she cooed.
“Then get on your hands and knees, facing the mirror.”
Climbing up behind her, I took in this perverted fantasy come true. I was quick to find her asshole with the head of my cock, and I let it rest there while it seduced her tight opening. Together, embre and I let it slip in slowly.
“It stings”she confessed.
“I’m not moving, love” I promised her.
“May I finger myself, please?” she asked.
“Of course”.
I watched my slave remove a snowy white glove, and her hand disappeared beneath her. The pace of her breathing changed, and I knew she was rubbing her slobbering cunt.
I could fuck her ass now, but I dared not penetrate too deeply. Today, I wanted to reward her for making another fantasy come true for me.
She was close, very close to orgasm in a short time. I could tell by the way she was panting and moaning. Suddenly, she perched up on both hands and panted “I’ve got to stop, I’m going to come!”
But it was too late for my little embre. I was still fucking her ass, pulling on her pretty white garters like they were the reigns of an untamed filly. I pinched the purple bruises of her ass flesh, marks left over from the weekend’s fetish night out.
“I can’t stop it!” she screamed in a panic.
A smile and nod was my only reply, and she knew it was what I wanted.
I shoved my cock in as hard and deep as I could, as embre shrieked and shuddered from her powerful release. As her pleasure began to wane, the pain of her sodomy overwhelmed her.
“It hurts! Take it out please!”
My cock was already slipping out and I collapsed next to my girl as wasted as she was.
Later, she would ride my cock to my own pleasure, while I imagined her ending the perfect prom night. Afterward, we packed the lingerie away where we would find it again soon.
This next Thursday, I will have known embre for six amazing years. Every day seems to bring another surprise, and I am learning more and more about what satisfies an old pervert like me. I’ve learned how much I enjoy the sight of lingerie on my sweet slave girl, and I’m reminded just how easy it is to make another person happy...all you have to do is give a damn.
...but that said, I’ll still always prefer to see the slave naked!
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The Resistance Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 18% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic | Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight the Fuehrer with furor, so to speak.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations!
Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in the Resistance!

The Would You Have Been A Nazi? Test
- it rules - | | |
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 13% on brainwashworthy | | You scored higher than 10% on antitolerant | | You scored higher than 61% on patriotic |
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Here is the text of our letter on censorship, signed by embre and I and sent to our Senators. For those that would like to send a similar letter, feel free to cut n' paste what I have written if you like.
A phone call is even easier, and takes less than a minute.
All the info you need is at www.congress.org.
"Dear Honorable Senator:
Thank you for taking the time to read our letter.
My wife and I have written to you on a number of occasions, always with words of support for your policies. Today we write to you to voice our concerns about misguided priorities in Washington, as well as a disturbing assault on First Amendment rights.
When we heard that the Attorney General had created an FBI task force to investigate obscenity, we were shocked by this misappropriation of government resources. With the threat of international terrorists at large here and abroad, this is an absurd choice of priorities. I can’t help but recall the months just prior to 9/11, when John Ashcroft’s top priority was his war on porn. It was during this time that Al Qaeda was orchestrating the most devastating attack against our homeland in our nation’s history, all under the radar of the Department of Justice.
It is well known that a conservative, evangelical base has been pressuring our government to shut down the pornography industry, simply because it doesn’t compliment their own vision of a “Christian America”. HR 3132 is an example of government sponsored censorship, cleverly concealed as a “Child Protection Act”. My wife and I both wish to see child pornography prosecuted and eradicated wherever it is found. However, using a noble cause for disingenuous purposes is the nadir of political intrigue.
Our concern is that the religious right is using their ample influence with President Bush to dismantle First Amendment rights preserved in our Constitution. And while pornographers like “Max Hardcore” and “Extreme Associates” may disturb us with their brand of misogynistic media, we are more afraid of Christian fundamentalists who wish to control what we can read, watch or write in this country.
To us, adult material, created by consenting adults, does not weaken the fabric of our society. On the other hand, making such material illegal because a majority “doesn’t like it”, sets a dangerous precedent, and undermines the important role of free speech in this country.
We hope that you will embrace most, if not all of the beliefs we have expressed here, and challenge these threats to the First Amendment.
Respectfully..."
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